such a yatch

So the Daily News recently ran a report on a 17-year-old male model (who also happens to be the face of Hugo Boss) who slept with a 34-year old teacher from his high school. This kid is almost angelic in his beauty, and the teacher....well, as John put it, is pretty much a "yatch." (I think I have a new favorite word) There are plenty of hot 34 year olds, this lady isn't one of them. That left us wondering what in the world this guy saw in her. He obviously doesn't need money. My next theory was that she was his drug dealer..

But seeing as how he likely wouldn't need to actually have sex with this lady to get drugs from her, we came to the only logical conclusion....

Holy vag. She must have the vagina of a god (er, goddess, I suppose). What power must be present underneath this woman's underwear that a man who probably could score with any number of females embark on an affair with her? Holy bits. A vagina to rise above all others. A vagina so incredible, so compelling, so powerful it can only be named one thing: Jesus vag.